Sure everyone needs a life sized replica of a polar bear in their life!
It would look so well in the kitchen holding a fish knife, or perhaps leaning over the couch with the remote, or possibly in the garden with flashing lights around its neck.
So many uses, in fact you could say the ones above are only the 'tip of the iceberg' - Oh dear I can't Bear this any more, I'll just tell you where you could get it.
The self same bear is just one of the many useful and unusual items on sale at this months Stephen Fitzpatrick Auction at Castle Keys, Newry, on Saturday 30 July at 11am.
As usual you can view items in the auction from 11am-6pm tomorrow, Friday or just before the auction so take a wee call in. It's snow much fun!
The auction is held every month on the last Saturday of the month.
Please feel free to add your uses for such a once in a lifetime purchase in the comments below or if a witty comment is bursting to get out don't waste it, document it below.


